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religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

teamocorazon:

s1uts:

imdemetrialynn:

britches-and-hose:

imdemetrialynn:

I think we all feeling his expression to this shit right now. lmao 

I said I feel like him before I even scrolled down to see the rest of the post. We’ve been saying she’s mocking us but so many of you still don’t get it.

shit is clear as day in their face though. I’ll never understand why some choose to be blinded. 

Somebody kick her ass please

this the dude expression i was talking about

automatically:

when you haven’t saved your final project and your computer freezes

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"your file has been recovered"

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driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

clacl:

taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped

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koyohmi:

phoenix about to drop the sickest defense rap in the history of law

koyohmi:

phoenix about to drop the sickest defense rap in the history of law