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driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

clacl:

taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped

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koyohmi:

phoenix about to drop the sickest defense rap in the history of law

koyohmi:

phoenix about to drop the sickest defense rap in the history of law

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

breadmaakesyoufat:

dearcosima:

are you from tennessee? because you’re the only

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DELETE YOUR BLOG.

veryharam:

I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet

veryharam:

I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet